i always do, it makes me even more of a gimp.  people don't realize how
much i can do for myself until i'm hurt

dan

Rayna Lamb wrote:

> Q.  What's three feet long and hangs in front of a bastard?
>
> A.  A stethoscope!
>
> I was told this by an ER doctor when I ended up in the ER last year
> after falling on my one reliable arm.  Laughed so hard I nearly made
> it worse.
>
> BTW does anyone else only ever injure their only body part that actually
> works?? (I'm referring to arms and legs here guys - nothing else :) )
> I never injure anything that is already out of commission.  The Great
> Cosmic Fruitcake in the Sky has a warped sense of humor that rivals
> even mine.
>
> Rayn