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Gosh, what a coincidence! My listing in "The 2000 Outstanding Writers of the
20th Century" (for which I expect imminent delivery of my $165.00
"silver-toned medal, suitable for august occasions"), was closely followed by
my election for listing in "1000 World Leaders of Influence" - how about
that?
Now comes an invitation to become a "Deputy Director General of the
International Biographical Centre", which includes a personal letter
recommending an official ceremony with "Presentation by Your Mayor", "the
right to organize Divisional Conferences and Seminars", "an Illuminated
Diploma of Authority measuring a massive 24 inches by 16 inches, printed in
four colours" and, best of all, "the right to use the initials 'DDG' after
your name".
It's only $1250.00. Should I use Visa, Mastercard, Amex ... or Tapioca?
Love & Kisses, Christopher
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