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Two last ones from me,
`Doesn't have all his/her dogs barking'
`Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery'
Rayna
On Thu, Mar 08, 2001 at 10:04:47PM -0800, Elizabeth H. Thiers wrote:
Ok,
Just don't tell the AOTA I'm joining in on how to put people down let's see
some of the favorites around the house are:
"That boy/gal is from third eyeball country, ya think?"
"That boy/gal's been out in the sun too long, brain's fried."
for the Mensan's in the crowd
"That boy/gal's cerebrum is the circumfrence (sp?) of the anus of an
arachnid."
"Couldn't count his (insert body part) and get the same count twice."
Beth the I won't admit what I am today
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....a demitasse cup would fit his head like a sombrero
....he would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
....if you give him a penny for his thoughts ,you get change back
....forgot to pay his brain bill
....an early example of Peter's Principal
....Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
....Doesn't just know nothing; doesn't even suspect much.
....Goalie for the dart team.
....Immune to caffeine and all other stimulants.
Joanne
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