Ok,
Just don't tell the AOTA I'm joining in on how to put people down let's see
some of the favorites around the house are:

"That boy/gal is from third eyeball country, ya think?"

"That boy/gal's been out in the sun too long, brain's fried."

for the Mensan's in the crowd
"That boy/gal's cerebrum is the circumfrence (sp?) of the anus of an
arachnid."

"Couldn't count his (insert body part) and get the same count twice."


Beth the I won't admit what I am today
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Subject: Re: one liners


...a demitasse cup would fit his head like a sombrero
...he would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
...if you give him a penny for his thoughts ,you get change back
...forgot to pay his brain bill
...an early example of Peter's Principal
...Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
...Doesn't just know nothing; doesn't even suspect much.
...Goalie for the dart team.
...Immune to caffeine and all other stimulants.


Joanne