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Date: | Sat, 14 Oct 2000 02:34:32 EDT |
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> > > Hummmm ables
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> > > Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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> > > Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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> > > Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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> > > Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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> > > Why is a boxing ring square?
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> > > Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
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> > > Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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> > > Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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> > > Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
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> > > Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
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> > > Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
> > > turn down the volume on the radio?
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> > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
> > > liquid made With real lemons?
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> > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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> > > Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
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> > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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> > > Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
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> > > Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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> > > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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> > > You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
> > > Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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> > > Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
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> > > Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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> > > Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
> > > and drive?
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