Paige - Just what I was thinking!!!  We were clearly seperated at
birth!!!

Rayna

On Sun, Feb 25, 2001 at 11:10:36PM -0800, Paige wrote:
    Rayna-  great minds think alike!  :-)

    Paige



    On Sun, 25 February 2001, Rayna Lamb wrote:

    >
    > Thanks for the laugh Jan, it cheered me right up!
    > I picked the same one as you, Paige.
    >
    > Rayna
    >
    > On Sun, Feb 25, 2001 at 09:28:43PM -0800, Paige wrote:
    >     <<<One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every
    >     day, someone
    >     in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.>>>
    >
    >     This is sooooooo true!!!  LOLOL
    >
    >
    >
    >     On Sun, 25 February 2001, Jan Nottmeier wrote:
    >
    >     >
    >     > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
    >     > 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
    >     > 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
    >     > 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
    >     > second person.
    >     > 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
    >     > 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
    >     > 6) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
    >     > 7) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
    >     > 8) Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.
    >     > 9) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
    >     > 10) School lunches stick to the wall.
    >     > 11) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
    >     > 12) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
    >     > 13) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
    >     > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1)=A0 Raising
    >     > teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
    >     > 2) There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to
    >     > look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that
    >     > wrinkles..... don't hurt.
    >     > 3) One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone
    >     > in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
    >     > 4) Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
    >     > 5) The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere
    >     > and let the air out of their tires.
    >     > 6) Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
    >     > 7) Remember the strong oak tree in your backyard is just a nut that held
    >     > its ground.
    >     > 8) Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
    >     > 9) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
    >     >
    >     > 10) My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
    >     > 11) If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
    >     > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
    >     > 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2)=A0 Insanity is
    >     > my only means of relaxation.
    >     > 3) You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and
    >     > wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
    >     > 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
    >     > chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
    >     > 5) Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: Theywould
    >     > put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
    >     > 6) One of life's mysteries is how a two ounce bag of candy can make
    >     > person gain five pounds.
    >     > 7) I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
    >     > 8) There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
    >     > 9) Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
    >     > 10) The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
    >     > your body and your fat are really good friends.
    >     > 11) Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
    >     > 12) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
    >     > 13) Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
    >     > 14) Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they
    >     > can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
    >     > =A0 =A0 =A0 THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
    >     > =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A01) You believe in Santa Claus.
    >     > =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A02) You don't believe in Santa Claus. =A0=A0 =A0 =A0
    >     > =A0=A03) You are Santa Claus.
    >     > =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0=A0 4) You look like Santa Claus.
    >     >
    >     > "Mental toughness and perseverance is the formula for success"
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