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>            Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
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>                 I love a man with dishpan hands!
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>                 I love cooking with wine.
>                Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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>            If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
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>          Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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>          Everyone has a photographic memory.
>          Some just don't have film.
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>           I know God won't give me more than I can handle.
>                  I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
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>               You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
>                  You grow old because you stop laughing.
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>      Here's to good women.  May we know them.
>      May we be them.  May we raise them.
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>                             Yesterday was history.
>                            Tomorrow is a mystery.
>                                  Today is a gift.
>                     That's why it's called the Present.
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>                 Dogs have owners.  Cats have staff.
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>           We cannot change the direction of the wind...
>                      but we can adjust our sails.
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>                   I'm in shape.   Round is a shape.
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>                Some days are a total waste of makeup.
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>                Do you believe in love at first sight...
>                or should I walk by you again?
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>               If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
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>               When life gives you scraps, make quilts.
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