I know not everyone is in the USA, but I thought we could all use a
laugh...Karen

Higher gasoline prices caused by the shortage of oil. The less oil
> >we have, the higher the price at the pump. There are a lot of folks
> >that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.  Well,
> >here's the answer: It's simple... nobody bothered to check the oil.
> >We didn't know we were getting low!  The reason for that is
> >obviously geographical, all the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and
> >all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.!!!
> >