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I hope you get a chuckle out of this as I did. Have a good one folks!!
-John
>Subject:
>WHY IS IT ALWAYS BLACK PEOPLE?
>
>There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small plane
on their way
>to Florida. One black mother and her child were on their
way to visit
>relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK
on their way
>to a convention.
>
>The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12
minutes an
>announcement came over the intercom from the pilot
saying: "We have
>overloaded this flight.
>
>We are going to have to start throwing luggage out the
window so the
>plane won't go down."
>
>Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out
the window.
>
>Five minutes after that, the pilot made a second
announcement. "We are
>still experiencing problems. We're sorry, but the plane is
still
>overloaded and we're going to have to get rid of some of
the weight so
>the plane won't go down."
>
>"We're going to have to ask some passengers to jump out of
the window
>when we call you by your name.
>
>To make it fair, we'll go alphabetically. We'll start with
A. Will all
>the African Americans please jump now?"
>
>The black woman and her child continued to sit. The pilot
came over the
>intercom system.
>
>"Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump now"?
>
>The Black woman and child continued to sit. The pilot came
over the
>intercom system again.
>
>"Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump now?
>
>All the KKK was now staring at the mother and child. The
black woman
>and child continued to sit.
>
>The child then looked up at her Mom and said: "Mom aren't
we all of
>those?"
>
>The mother then replied to her daughter, "Baby, we niggers
tonight and
>the K's come before the N's."
>
>Love, Peace And Hairgrease!
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