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From: jim dawson <[log in to unmask]>
jim dawson wrote:
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all.
>
> A N D,
>
> A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
> calendar year 1999, but not without due respect for the calendars
> of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
> helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily
> greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
> hemisphere,) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
> physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
> *By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
> transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
> no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
> for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and
> is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. (This wish is
> warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of
> good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
> subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
> limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
> the sole discretion of the wisher.)
>
> jim dawson
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