THERE WAS LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER


An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano!


Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account!

And if you had a broken disk,

It would hurt when you found out!



Compress was something you did to garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while!



Log on was adding wood to a fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode!



Cut- you did with a pocket knife

Paste- you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu!



Have a good weekend all.


KC
http://www.africansnetwork.com




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