Q.  What's three feet long and hangs in front of a bastard?

A.  A stethoscope!


I was told this by an ER doctor when I ended up in the ER last year
after falling on my one reliable arm.  Laughed so hard I nearly made
it worse.

BTW does anyone else only ever injure their only body part that actually
works?? (I'm referring to arms and legs here guys - nothing else :) )
I never injure anything that is already out of commission.  The Great
Cosmic Fruitcake in the Sky has a warped sense of humor that rivals
even mine.

Rayn