Thanks for the prayer Ken!
It's nice to be missed, and I (and I know Kyle has said as well) that we've
missed the fun stuff on C-Palsy.
Take care,
L.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, January 20, 2001 9:00 PM
Subject: Re: School Answering Machine


> hang in there, you re in our prayers. i do miss the banter that is here
when
> you two are going strong.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Laura Cleveland [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Saturday, January 20, 2001 1:44 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: School Answering Machine
>
>
> Hey Ken,
> Thanks for asking.
> We are hanging. Mr. Kyle is still out of the loop (and in the recliner)
with
> his sinus scraping this past Tues. I also had chemo this week, so it's
been
> a bumpy ride, but glad to be here!
> Take care,
> Laura
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 10:38 PM
> Subject: Re: School Answering Machine
>
>
> > laura, how are you guys doing?
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Laura Cleveland [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> > Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 9:29 PM
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Subject: Re: School Answering Machine
> >
> >
> > This is a HOOT! I must pass this along to my teacher pals.
> > Thanks for the chuckles!
> > Laura
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Karen K. Perlow" <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: <[log in to unmask]>
> > Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 11:58 AM
> > Subject: School Answering Machine
> >
> >
> > > I thought everyone would enjoy this..Karen :)
> > >
> > > School Answering Service
> > > >Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
child's
> > > >school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff
member,
> > > >please listen to all options before making a selection:
> > > >
> > > >=A0 To lie about why your child is absent, Press 1.
> > > >
> > > >To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work, Press 2.
> > > >
> > > >To complain about what we do, Press 3.
> > > >
> > > >To cuss out staff members, Press 4.
> > > >
> > > >To ask why you did not get needed information that was already
enclosed
> > > >in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you, Press 5.
> > > >
> > > >If you want us to raise your child, Press 6.
> > > >
> > > >If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, Press 7.
> > > >
> > > >To request another teacher for the third time this year, Press 8.
> > > >
> > > >To complain about bus transportation, Press 9.
> > > >
> > > >To complain about school lunches, Press 0.
> > > >
> > > >If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
> > > >accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, classwork,
homework,
> > > >and that it is not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of
effort,
> > > >please hang up and have a nice day.
> > > >
> > >
> >
>