"Contents of this hyar E-Mail is exclusively aimed fo' th' defined addressee.
Eff'n yo' sh'd not be th' addressee aimed of this hyar E-Mail o' its
representatives, then yo' note please thet etch fo'm of the info'mashun,
publicashun, dooplycashun o' passin' on of corntents of this E-Mail is
illegal, ah reckon. We ax yo' t'set itse'f in this hyar case wif th' senner
of th' E-Mail in cornneckshun. Predicates opposite th' addressee is subjeck
to th' regulashuns of th' unnerlyin' supply o' job, in particular the juneral
job corndishuns an' th' non-stan'ard adheshun declareeshun/agreement.
Contents of th' E-Mail is obligato'y only eff'n it is acsmartsd acco'din'ly
on our part by a letter. Dispatchin' of inamels at us does not haf
period-proteckin' effeck. We'd like t'point out yo' addishunally thet
communicashun is unsartin by E-Mail on over Internet, on account o' fo'
unautho'ized third basically th' postibility of th' info'mashun an'
manipulashun exists. We will dispatch tharfo'e no cornfidential data
unencrypped by E-Mail on over Internet."

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This is even more fun when you run it through a text talking program.

Shaman