"I. S. Margolis" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Lance I've got.  It's no longer as easy to carry the heft or
> scabbard it.

                 "Margolis's Mangonel"

Mr ISM, the bold knight of old
Tooled up, if the truth were now told
   With shield at his side
   His wheelchair would glide
Lanceing The TABs was his primary goal!

Once, when the street was really quite mucky,
A Glenfidich had made him more plucky.
   On seeing Clint Eastwood
   His axe now felt real good
ISM asked him - "Are you feeling lucky?"

Cheers,

--
Deri James
Slam a revolving door today!