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> From: Bobby Greer <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: how am i? - Hawaii
> Date: Friday, April 14, 2000 11:07 AM
>
> List enjoy!
>
> Bobby
>
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>
> > >>>AN HONEST TO GOD TRUE STORY:
> > >>>
> > >>>I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that
> > >>>you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
> > >>>I asked for a half-dozen nuggets.
> > >>>"We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager
> > >>>at the counter.
> > >>>"You don't?" I replied.
> > >>>"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
> > >>>"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?"
> > >>>"That's right."
> > >>>So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
> > >>>
> > >>> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> > >>>A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her
> > >>>floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to
> > >>>what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet
> > >>>and they asked for a credit card number, so she's using the ATM
> "thingy".
> > >>> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> > >>>I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside
> > >>>her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> > >>>should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now
I
> > >>>can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant
> > >>>convenient store) would have a battery to fit
> > >>>this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I
> > >>>asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and
> > >>>the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the
door,
> > >>>I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the
> > >>>batteries it's a long walk."
> > >>>
> > >>> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> > >>>
> > >>>Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too
> > >>>swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and
> > >>>said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"
> > >>>"Just use copier machine paper," the secetary told him.
> > >>>With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of
> > >>>paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
> > >>>make five "blank" copies.
> > >>> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> > >>>I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large
> > >>>motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the
> > >>>vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing
> > >>>generally looked like an extra in "Twister".
> > >>>I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the
> > >>>driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back
> > >>>to make a sandwich.
> > >>> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> > >>>
> > >>>Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar.
> > >>>
> > >>> ~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~
> > >>>
> > >>>My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office
> > >>>of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
> > >>>problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman
> > >>>in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke
> > >>>coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire
> downtown?"
> > >>> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> > >>>
> > >>>I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that
> > >>>the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner
> > >>>became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her
> > >>>that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time.
> > >>>Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
> > >>> *****************************
> > >>>Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a
> > >>>metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a
> > >>>photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> > >>>copier, and the police pressed the copy button each time they
> > >>>thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
> > >>>Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
> >
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