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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Tips for Choco-holics


FOR THOSE OF US WITH THIS "DISEASE"  :)

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 > > If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating
 > it too
 > > slowly.
 > >
 > > Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
 > all
 > count
 > > as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
 > >
 > > The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store
 > in a
 > hot
 > > car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
 > >
 > > Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
 > off
 > your
 > > appetite, and you'll eat less.
 > >
 > > If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
 > Calories
 > > are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to
 > protect
 > > themselves.
 > >
 > > If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
 > that a
 > > balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
 > >
 > > Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
 > >
 > > Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
 > younger.
 > > Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
 > >
 > > Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
 > That
 > way,
 > > at least you'll get one thing done.
 > >
 > > A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of
 > calories
 > in
 > > one place. Now, isn't that handy?
 > >
 > > If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
 > But if
 > you
 > > can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
 > >
 > > If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
 > pantyhose. An
 > > entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that
 > happen,
 > can
 > > you?