Happy New Year!

Peter



Subject: EVIDENCE YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2001

1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
three.
3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's  time to
eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South
Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next-door neighbor yet this year.
5. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so  she
can create a new screen saver.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home.
7. You buy a computer and 6 months later it's out of date and now sells for
half the price you paid.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first
20 or 30 or 40 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go
get it.
9. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a
hassle and take planning.
10. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't have
e-mail addresses.
11. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in  person.
12. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
13. You're thinking how true all of this is.
14. You're probably going to forward it to someone else.