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Lawrence Kestenbaum <[log in to unmask]>
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BP - "Preservationists shouldn't be neat freaks." -- Mary D
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Thu, 17 Aug 2000 16:51:54 -0400
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On Thu, 17 Aug 2000, Trelstad, Derek wrote:

> Stupidity is relative.

Yes, yes, maybe I should not have used the word "stupid".

> There is a lot to be learned by both the stupid (uninformed)
> and the smart (the informed) in a dialogue in which a stupid question is
> thoughtfully answered.

Indeed, I once knew a strangely ignorant fellow whose questions inspired
me to answer with wonderful insights I didn't know I had.  I learned a lot
from answering his questions.

> Quiz us. Post a letter with the author's name changed (to protect the
> innocent) and several plausible answers and see if we are any smarter than
> the author.

You tempt me.  Unfortunately most of the questions and demands I receive
are not the sort that might inspire great thought.

[Message on hold while browsing the old mail folders.]

Well, here's one that is sort of interesting.  I wouldn't characterize
this as a stupid question, though.

Someone wrote to me:

> Basically, I need to know an average time it takes older Americans to die
> What percentage die instantly?

And I responded:

> I'm flattered to be asked, but I don't know where to find that kind of
> statistic.
>
> Part of the problem is definitional: what does it mean "to die"?
> Traditionally, one is either alive or one is dead.  Someone whose
> systems are still functioning, regardless how precariously and
> regardless how grim the prognosis, is still alive.  So technically,
> perhaps, everyone dies instantly.
>
> On the other hand, obviously the process of dying involves a transition
> from a theoretical state of health through some kind of illness or
> trauma to death.  But even this is problematic.  Someone who is diabetic
> might live a relatively normal life for many years, and yet the disease
> might kill them; when did they "start dying"?
>
> Good luck with your project.  I'm sorry I couldn't be more helpful.

How would you have answered an unsolicited question like this?

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Lawrence Kestenbaum, [log in to unmask]
The Political Graveyard, http://politicalgraveyard.com/

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