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<< But... but... I think... I think... Sharpshooter likes his phone to ring!
>>

No, just the fax machine - with signed go-aheads:

"TO PROCEED we ask you for only one thing: how soon will we be paid (fax OK)?
 Choose any time period convenient for you, as long as we can rely on it
absolutely.

Our principal goal is your complete confidence in our integrity and
thoroughness.  It would be a privilege to serve you."

Sign me,  Under Privileged