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Bobby



> >>>AN HONEST TO GOD TRUE STORY:
> >>>
> >>>I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that
> >>>you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
> >>>I asked for a half-dozen nuggets.
> >>>"We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager
> >>>at the counter.
> >>>"You don't?" I replied.
> >>>"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
> >>>"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?"
> >>>"That's right."
> >>>So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
> >>>
> >>>                                   ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >>>A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her
> >>>floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to
> >>>what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet
> >>>and they asked for a credit card number, so she's using the ATM
"thingy".
> >>>                                 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >>>I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside
> >>>her car.  "Do you need some help?"  I asked. She replied, "I knew I
> >>>should have replaced the battery to this  remote door unlocker.  Now I
> >>>can't get into my car.  Do you think they (pointing to a distant
> >>>convenient store) would have a battery to fit
> >>>this?"  "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I
> >>>asked.  "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and
> >>>the car keys to me.  As I took the key and manually unlocked the door,
> >>>I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the
> >>>batteries it's a long walk."
> >>>
> >>>                                   ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >>>
> >>>Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too
> >>>swift.  One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and
> >>>said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.  What do I do?"
> >>>"Just use copier machine paper," the secetary told him.
> >>>With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of
> >>>paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
> >>>make five "blank" copies.
> >>>                                     ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >>>I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large
> >>>motor home was towed into the garage.  The front of the
> >>>vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing
> >>>generally looked like an extra in "Twister".
> >>>I asked the manager what had happened.  He told me that the
> >>>driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back
> >>>to make a sandwich.
> >>>                                ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >>>
> >>>Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents.  Two for a dollar.
> >>>
> >>>                                  ~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~
> >>>
> >>>My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office
> >>>of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
> >>>problems with their computers.  One night he got a call from a woman
> >>>in one of the  branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke
> >>>coming from the back of my terminal.  Do you guys have a fire
downtown?"
> >>>                                  ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >>>
> >>>I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that
> >>>the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner
> >>>became visibly excited, cheering and clapping.  I explained to her
> >>>that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time.
> >>>Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
> >>>                           *****************************
> >>>Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a
> >>>metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a
> >>>photocopy machine.  The message "He's lying" was placed in the
> >>>copier, and the police pressed the copy button each time they
> >>>thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
> >>>Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
>