Cindy C Curtis <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> I have a speech impairment.  I often thought if I could change
> one thing about my CP, it would be my speech.  My speech
> impairment is one of the gifts the Lord has sovereignly decided
> to bestow upon me.  It's sometimes hard when I'm out on my own,
> but I usually get my point across. Sometimes it's funny when
> people think they know what you said.  They come up with the
> funniest things, LOL!
>
> Cindy C.
>
My wife was once asked:-

   "What sort of house do you live in?"

   "I live in a semi-detached."

   "Oh" turning to a friend "isn't that sweet - she lives with
    Sammy the Cat!!".

Cheers,

--
Deri James