lets see, 2 pecks to a bushel, is it six quarts to a peck? i once knew all
this stuff, anyway it would come down to how many birds would make a quart.
i guess that would depend on the size of the birds.

not that brings up something (with appologies to those with lighter hair).
blond joke alert!!
a blond goes into a store and ask for a box of bird seed. the clerk ask
"what kind of bird?"   blond:  "oh, i guess the ones that will grow
fastest."



-----Original Message-----
From: Betty Alfred [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Friday, April 28, 2000 1:43 AM
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Subject: Bird pecks


<< People are actually just saving their energy up looking
 >for puns that go along with Trisha kissing her kitty's belly and Betty
 >giving out birdy  pecks. >>

How many birds are in a peck anyway?  I think I'm giving out too many.  I
keep coming up short after inventory.