tooo funny!
"I never had sexual relations with the woman...Monica Lewinsky"... Slick
Willy

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> From: Michael H. Collis <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Humor, anyone?
> Date: Monday, April 24, 2000 12:17 PM
>
> This is cute...
>
>
> Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
> tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
> Before the Secret Service guys could get to him 3 kids who were fishing
> pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
> whatever they want.
>
> The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland"  Bill says, "No
> problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One"
>
> The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."  Bill
> says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!! "
>
> The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
> and stereo headset!!"  Clinton is a little perplexed by this and says,
> "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
>
> The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
> drowning!!!"