ok so you guys got me going.  I'm also owned by an embarrassing number
recycled cats.  This reminds of a webpage that used to exist called the "NO,
NO BAD KITTY LIST" basically written from the cat's position.  It had such
wonderful sayings such as "I will not stair down the hallway and puff up at
the invisible monsters after Mommy has just got done watching an X-files
episode."

Beth the OT

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Subject: Re: The senility prayer / cat dictionary


awww;

a cat's definition;

NO; a mysterious word by  humans that you have never learned the meaning of.
Said by humans wwhen you knock their stuff off the table.

No!: a mysterious word said by humans when you are climbing the curtains,
blinds, or other high objects.

Kiss: a time to lick the mistress when you want love.

purr: Telling the mistress when you are happy.

go get it!: said by humans when you want to play and they throw the ball for
you to fetch. very fun game.

Love: given freely to anybody who pets you, feeds you, cleans your box,
makes
sure you have clean water.

cuddle: just when the mistress is falling asleep, you jump on the bed and
walk over their legs and start licking her arm, chin, and hand, until she
rolls  over and says. "i love you" so softly you barely hear. then you stop
bugging her and lay down in a trouble-free zone.

Get-up, please move, get-up!: another mysterious term said by humans just
before they extract you from their recliner, wheelchair, couch, bed, desk.

Bad cat; said by humans after you knock something over or claw something
other than the approved post. Can get you extricated to your cage.

by mag ;-)