In a message dated 2/26/00 5:50:29 PM, [log in to unmask] writes:

<< There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

        Secret Agent Man
        Secret Agent Man
        They've given you a number
        and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Be careful of what you say
or you could give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Swinging on The Riviara one day
Then laying in the bombay alley the next day
Oh, don't you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
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With sincerest apologies to those who do not share my sick, non-PC senseof
humor.


        PJ Man(CP Version)

There's a  CP man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he wrestles he looks stranger
With every move he takes another muscle spasm he makes
Odds are he won't be alright tomorrow

        Wreslin' PJ Man
           Wreslin' PJ Man
            They've given you a valium
            and taken away your pain

Beware of pretty faces that look at you funny
A pretty face is usually after your money
Say whatever you want to you say
She won't understand you anyway
Odds are you won't to see her around tomorrow

Seizuring into the Turnbuckle one day
Laying in the ICU the next day
You tried doing the wrong flip
And dislocated your hip
Odds are you won't be wreslin' tomorrow