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Too bad I am not still taking my C++ class, I'd send this one to the
professor I had last semester!
Ginny
----- Original Message -----
From: "1Cool Dude" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2000 2:51 AM
Subject: Windows98 Source Code. See Why Your System Often Crashes....
> 'You have performed an illegal operation'. Does this sound familiar?
> If these were traffic tickets, boy I'll be doing 20 to life!(o-:). Anyway,
> See what I've dug out from Microsoft Top Secret Code (o-:|>
>
> /*
> TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
> Project: Seattle(tm)
> Projected release-date: MAY 1998
> $History$
> */
>
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #define INSTALL = HARD
>
> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> hang_system();
> }
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
>
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
>
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt);
> else
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
> create_general_protection_fault();
> }
> -->
> Probable Cause:
> yahya_jammeh.vxd(vicious xenodiagnostic devil) in your root_directory
> has caused an Invalid Page Fault OD (Over Dose) at memory address
> AJJJ000xb0a0nj1ul.
>
> Troubleshooting:
> Extract from bunker#1knlai and type fdisk/mbr at c:\> , press ENTER, type
> DEL moron_jammeh.dll . Vmm32 file not found! Windows protection. It's now
> safe to turn your computer off. WAIT DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Error! <;moron !Jemus Virus detected. Abort! Retry! Fail!
>
> Resolution :
> Insert your system recovery CD and dump that '1 d 1 0 t'! -->
>
> Mr Makaveli(o-:)
>
>
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