That's a keeper, as was the other one, Chester. Really liked the Lymph one!
These will be forwarded ofeten, I'm sure!
Laura
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> > >>The Washington Post recently published a contest for readers in which
> > >they were asked to supply alternative meanings for real words. The
> > >following were some of the winning entries:
> > >
> > >Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
> > >
> > >Carcinoma (n.), a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
> > >
> > >Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
> > >
> > >Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
> > >
> > >Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
> > >
> > >Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
> > >answer the door in your nightie.
> > >
> > >Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
> > >
> > >Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
> > >
> > >Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
> > >
> > >Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
> > >
> > >Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
> > >proctologist
> > >immediately before he examines you.
> > >
> > >Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
> > >expressions.
> > >
> > >Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
> > >
> > >Frisbatarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up
on
> > >the roof and gets stuck there.
> > >
> > >
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