OK, I can't resist - one more lawyer joke:

Q:  Didja hear about the lawyer who fell in a shark tank?

A:  He ate 4 sharks before they pulled him out!

At least he ate paleo...

Jade

Robert McGlohon wrote:
>
> > Remember, the leading cause of death in lab rats is lab assistants.
> >
> > James at Penn State
>
> Here in Texas they've started replacing lab rats with lawyers:
> 1) there are more lawyers than rats
> 2) the lab assistants don't get as attached to the lawyers
> 3) there are some things rats just won't do.
>
> Robert