A bit disgusting, but good punch line! Cindy On Mon, 25 Oct 1999 13:31:46 -0400 "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]> writes: > > i hope this is not too much for some of you. > > > > A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the > last tests > has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to the > bathroom > he decided the latest was another false alarm. > Alas, it was not, and he completely filled his bed with human waste > and was > embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face. > Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed > sheets, and > threw them out the hospital window. > A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. > He > started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms which drew the > attention of > the a nearby policeman. The policeman asked: "What's going on?" To > which the > drunk replied: "you're not going to believe this but, I just beat > the crap > out of a ghost!"