A bit disgusting, but good punch line!  Cindy

On Mon, 25 Oct 1999 13:31:46 -0400 "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
writes:
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> i hope this is not too much for some of you.
>
>
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> A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the
> last tests
> has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to the
> bathroom
> he decided the latest was another false alarm.
>  Alas, it was not, and he completely filled his bed with human waste
> and was
> embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face.
> Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed
> sheets, and
> threw them out the hospital window.
> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
> He
> started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms which drew the
> attention of
> the a nearby policeman. The policeman asked: "What's going on?" To
> which the
> drunk replied: "you're not going to believe this but, I just beat
> the crap
> out of a ghost!"