David,

Grateful as we are that you never published your Down Under Recipes for
Broasted Shit, I'm afraid we're going to have to see some ID to verify that
you're old enough to receive the Bullamanka Pinhead site on your (or your
parents') computer.  Some of the material discussed may not be suitable for
young people.  Like those under 40.  Funny how those age limits move upwards,
isn't it?

Your guardian,

Ralph