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Subject: Fw: Fw: Whenever your kids are out of control
Date: Wed, 4 Aug 1999 13:07:57 -0400
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Date: Wednesday, August 04, 1999 12:14 AM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Whenever your kids are out of control
>> Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the
thought
>> that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating
>> heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said
to
>> them was:
>> "Don't"
>> "Don't What", Adam replied.
>> "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
>> "Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve... we got Forbidden
>> Fruit!"
>> "No Way!"
>> "Yes, WAY!!!"
>> "Don't eat that fruit!" said God.
>> "Why"
>> Because I'm your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering all the
while
>> why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
>> A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.
>> "Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" God asked.
>> "Uh huh." Adam replied.
>> "Then why did you?"
>> "I dunno." Eve answered.
>> "She started it." Adam said
>> "Did not!"
>> "DID so!"
>> "DID NOT!!"
>> Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and
Eve
>> should have children of their own.
>> Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a
>> reassurance
>> to this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them
>> wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
>> If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a
>> piece of cake for you?
>>
>>
>>
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