Mary,

Sorry, we thought you'd understood that the cave crickets were being shipped
from Italy to Frogland as a delicacy.  Advise you NOT repeat NOT eat any
meatlike substances, or substances purported to include flesh of dead
animals, smaller than a steak or otherwise identifiable as a complete dead
animal commonly eaten for food by native-born citizens of the United States
AND descended from DWEMs, i.e., chicken.  Be sure to verify that it's not
Chicken ala Chert).  Hope this gets to you in time (as opposed to intime,  as
the Frogs say).

Bon Appetit.

Ralph