Liza May wrote:
 12.  Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since
> the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to
> his/her plate.  (Calories are well-known for their propensity to cling)
>
> AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: "STRESSED" SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"

It's obvious you don't have a toxic mind :-)

My best, Ellie