>
>This was posted to the "raw" list, and I thought that some would
>be interested in this information on the raw-food list. I think I
>see some familar faces there, and, Tom, you have made some friends
>in high places, it seems.

Tom:
I thought it was "friends" in low (very low) places.  :-)

> After
>months of painful labor, after recruiting the very best staff of writers
>possible, finally, "JUST EAT AN APPLE" magazine issue #1 is available.

Tom:
"JUST SEND US YOUR MONEY"   :-)

>Here are some articles to appear in the first four issues:
>
...snipped...
>"Raw Foods To Make You Horny"
>"How To Increase Penis Size On The Raw-Food Diet"
>"Does Bread Make You Gay?"
>"Tom Billings: Cooked-Food Moron"
...snipped...

Tom:
With articles like the ones above, and the high standards of plagiarism,
oops, journalism we all expect of NFL, it sounds like their "magazine"
might make the supermarket tabloids look like masterpieces of
journalism, in comparison. :-)

Are they going to advertise in the UFO magazines?  Maybe space aliens
will buy it!  :-)

Tom Billings