On the lighter side...some more off-topic trash for the new deputy sheriff in town, Stefan....sooorry ;) Kirt ==== >Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 00:04:02 -0700 >To: [log in to unmask] >From: [log in to unmask] >Subject: Shampoo Foam > >Coming up from Dr. Science: > Thermos Temperature > Battery Charge > Lost in Space > Krebs Cycle > Car Starting > >Dear Doctor Science, >Shampoo comes in many colors. How come it always foams white when you >wash your hair? > >-- A. Haynes, Penn Valley, California > >Shampoo is a scam. Instead of cleaning your hair, the various shades >of green, gold and lemon yellow are actually placing particles of filth >in your hair, thus creating more need for shampoo. The white foam? >It's there merely to disguise this dirty work. If you really want clean >hair, I suggest you do as our forefathers did: duck your head in a >clear mountain stream and bang it firmly between two rocks. Not only >will this give you a clean head...but a clear one as well. In this age >of consumer fraud - shampoo, toothpaste, and nugget-shaped chicken - >your poor head needs all the help it can get. >------------- >Check out the venerable Dr. Science Smug Pack, just $29.95 (plus $3 US >s/h, $6 overseas). You'll not only help keep the Fortress of Arrogance >and our trusty e-mail service afloat, you'll get (1) the Dr. Science I >KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO! smug mug boldly emblazoned with the credo,(2) an >all-cotton black on yellow beefy smug shirt with I KNOW MORE THAN YOU >DO! across your chest and (3) the I Know More Than You Do 90-minute >audiocassette, with some 50 classic Q&A's. All for $29.95. Whew, so >call us at 800/989-3825 or 916/265-5470 to charge-by-phone, fax >916/265-5247, e-mail [log in to unmask] or post us Duck's Breath, 408 >Broad, Nevada City CA 95959 >------------- >Gold Star Question: What day was it when the universe was created? My >dad said it was a Tuesday, is he right? > -- Stephen D. from Arcata, CA >------------- >Subscription questions - send a blank message to [log in to unmask] >Visit the Ask Dr. Science web site at <http://www.drscience.com> >sponsored by the fine folks at Internet Direct. All Dr. Science >material Copyright 1998 Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre. All rights >reserved. Secola /\ Nieft [log in to unmask]