In a message dated 97-11-13 21:20:19 EST, [log in to unmask] writes:

> So trying to explain to him that you can't get from one part
>  of Podunk to the other by subway may not register...he'll think its an
>  exercise in creative writing.

OK, bait, bait, snap.

I've been working on a deal to lease the Concorde to ferry shoppers from
Kennedy Airport to Newark Airport. A lot of people like to shop in Paramus,
NJ. The truth is, Podunk is full of tunnels, only you got to be the size of a
mole to fit in them.

The other hot business idea is the Kennedy Airport Koala Campgrounds. Armed
guards of diverse origin, razor wire, simulated machine gun fire
(simulated?), sea gulls defiling the lawn furniture, mad pit bulls. Enjoy the
urban experience from the comfort of your fifth wheel. A place for the truly
adventurous. Is this Inward Bound?

][<en Follett