In a message dated 97-11-12 09:24:30 EST, you write:

> We have a Jobs to do.  Is this why my Macintosh hasn't arrived yet?  You
>  sent it by subway?  This is the land of sprawl; no stinkin' mass transit
>  subway gonna get here....what a Jack Schitt-way to send something.

Complain to Saviour Gates. As for the subway... us mud hogs are still
digging. See you on the other side. If you don't behave yourself we gonna
send down a long tube and suck all your water up north.

GO