Here is a list of calls I know, have talked with, or listened to. Long Red Underware Fried Apple Pie Old Empty Bottle, (or bucket, depending on the time of day) Amateur's Ugly Rascal, (he wasn't very pretty, or so I'm told) Quiver My Liver I Move Trains (held by a railroad engineer) Red Headed Duck Zipper Ripper Ice Cream General High School My wife and I are friends with a couple, and the man will introduce his wife as K 5 "My Old Lady." That really is the call she has held since the late 50's. His call is "Pretty Good Whisky." A baptist preacher in this area has "Preaching Every Sunday." (That one was not a vanity.) Another friend is "Single Again." My long time and now late friend in Clinton, Iowa, was "Radio's Worst Contraption." Another late friend was KM5 General Electric. (No, he worked in a bank, and got that one randomly.) My former neighbor who had retired from both the Navy and the Merchant Marines as a shipboard radio operator was K6 Mother Goose A local television engineer changed his call to W5 Audio Video. A friend, whose name was Don, received the call N O 5D, or Don spelled backward. Another Don I knew had a 2 by 2 call the suffix of which was VD. He was effectionally known far and wide on the radio as "Dirty Don." Mike Duke, K5XU American Council of Blind Radio Amateurs