Is it in compression or tension? Laser scan it and do a holographic 
thingy. Or place it in a vacuum chamber. Whatever they do don't let 
anyone sing to it.

I have this other problem... the performer's lipstick on my microphone I 
need to relocate to another microphone. I can't exactly explain why.

Compounded by that somehow the lip impression got contaminated with ear 
wax from a mime.

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