Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after mass..

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest,

    when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he

    walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he

    enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


    The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks

    into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

    the four men gave her a look and said, "Well.....?"


    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D

    breasts, 24" waist, and 34" hips.  When she walks into a room,

     people say,  "Oh My God." 

 












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