Sometimes there is always upset in life; you forgot to get coffee at the 
store; you missed paying a bill; and lets not talk Christmas shopping will 
you  

This week Peanut turns ten. I looked at the invitations the office sent out 
to the school for her Birthday 
"4th grade Christmas dance everyone invited " signed Mary 
and then parlayed my chances of survival.
 Lets see Mary's entire fourth grade is about 60 children; they have rented 
our school house out in the country carte blanche from me with a Dee Jay 
doing Taylor Swiss and Mylee Cyrus Kereoke. 
Its Friday  they have Connie booked to come early to do hair and paint 
toes; Cindy is baking the cake and taking care of snacks and beverages; and the 
Mrs. has me as Man Friday cooking  chicken wings hanging Christmas lights 
and playing Da=Da  and host to the little banshees who arrive en mass ready to 
slam dance and party like there is no tomorrow; and I am left asking is 
where  the heck are the parents? Is there no other chaperones?   
"Thank you very much Mr. Michael " they say ,
"Your too kind 'they say 
Now I know how Custer felt; and where the heck did they learn all these 
songs? 
I ask dumfounded as I watch 25 little girl booties all screaming and 
shaking it across the home stage  with boys dumfounded in the audience   
All this and under a stobe light 
Yes Peanut turns ten;....  someone please  say  it ain't so    /Mon 

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