Haruna.
 
A  middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While 
on the  operating
Table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is  my time 
up?" God said,
"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to  live. "Upon recovery, 
the woman decided
To stay in the hospital and have a  face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, 
boob job, liposuction, and a
tummy  tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. 
While  crossing
the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.  Arriving in 
front of God,
She demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40  years? Why didn't you 
pull me out of
The path of the car?" God replied,  "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize 
you."



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