GCF: Real Products - Real Labels (1)
On Tesco's Tirimisu Dessert
"Do not turn upside
down." (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
"Product
will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron
:Do not Iron
clothes on body."
On Boots Children's cough Medicine
"Do not drive
car or operate machinery."
On Nytol (a sleep aid)
"Warning: may cause
drowsiness."
On a Korean kitchen knife
"Warning: keep out of
children."
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas
lights
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor
"Not to be used for
the other use."
On Sainsbury's Peanuts
"Warning: contains
nuts."
On an American Airlines packer of
nuts
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
On a Swedish chainsaw
"Do not attempt to stop
chain with your hands."
On the instruction manual for a Canon camera (circa
1966)
"Do not rattle playfully at the shutter button."
On a packet of Sunmaid Raisins
"Why not try
tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?"
On a hairdryer
"Do not use while
sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos
"You could be a winner! No
purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap
"Directions: Use like
regular soap."
On a frozen dinner
"Serving suggestion:
Defrost."
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
"fits
one head."
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