Ken,

Reminds me of the "joke" going around in 1980:

What's flat and black and glows in the dark?

Tehran, two hours after Reagan's inauguration.

On Jan 28, 2008 6:25 PM, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Bits of the State of the Union Address have been
> leaked to the press.
>
> some of the key announcements tonight are
>
> 1. As I speak the U.S. Airforce is bombing Iran. I do
> not want to leave office before doing this, the next
> president can finish up.
>
> 2. while I am at it we will take out Pakastan too as
> it has been bothersome lately.
>
> 3. Since Americans seem to want to copy Canada's
> healtcare system I have decided to bomb Canada so as
> to remove the temptation.
>
> 4. maybe France too since the planes are in the air
> anyway.
>
> 5. I plan to confer with the British Prime Minister to
> see if I missed anybody.
>
> IT IS A SPEECH YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS. :)
>
>
>
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persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
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