In a message dated 1/27/2008 8:37:12 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: This is a classic case of an "invented metaphor" - has anyone ever actually held a bag of scum? And what are the price differentials on hindquarters (as distinct from asses). yrs President, National Council for the Protection of Similililes Dear Eli and Lilly Lilienthal, Having heard "scumbag" defined as a used condom, I daresay many people have indeed held them. Perhaps even people you know. However, my reference was not to that particular type of scumbag, but to more generic "disreputable persons," and specifically disreputable persons involved in the construction industry. Such persons do indeed exist. As to price differentials on hindquarters, I am unclear as to your reference. But I had a roommate in college (a business major, and native of Ajo, AZ) who claimed (c. 1971-72) to have received professional services, if you get my drift, in Sonoita, Mexico for $2. He seemed to consider that a reasonable price. Last I heard, he had become a banker. Mr. Helpful **************Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape. http://body.aol.com/fitness/winter-exercise?NCID=aolcmp00300000002489 -- To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: <http://listserv.icors.org/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>