In a message dated 12/24/2007 7:23:33 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:
...but anyone who sends me a christmas present wrapped in gallons of foam plastic popcorn is not my friend, unless they come along with it to clean it up.  c

Sounds like a static electricity problem. Go out and stand on an electrified Con Ed manhole cover, and see if that takes care of you. 
 
On the bright side, as Ronald Reagan said, with all that plastic popcorn, there must be a plastic Orville Redenbacher in there somewhere. 
 
Merry Christmas to all.  Except my fellow heathen(s).
 
Ralph




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