A gentleman at church fave this praise note last night.

"I praise the Lord that the 4th is over with and I was just waiting for the 5th.

Pastor said "Oh yah what kind of 5th was you waiting for?" I think a few people probably could have used a 5th after last night."

Everyone started laughing.

--
Can you imagine what a scarcity of news there would be If everybody obeyed
> the Ten Commandments?

I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is

IN GOD WE TRUST
Karen Carter '74
-KC- Ministries

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From: Phil Scovell <[log in to unmask]>

> I asked Carol one time if england had a fourth of July. She said no and
> then proceded to try and tell me what they do have along those lines. I
> interrupted and said, Yes you do. You have a fourth of July, a fifth of
> July, a sixth of July, and so on. She never laughs at my jokes. She claims
> I would be funnier if I could speak English. By that she means, real
> English and not this westernized distorted version of speech I have. In
> fact, when she and Mike, that's her husband you know, came out here nearly
> three years ago, Mike accused me of sounding like Jimmy Stuart. So I went
> right out and bought a cowboy hat. Nope. It didn't help. I still don't
> sound like Jimmy Stuart.
>
> Phil.
>