There's a terrific commercial on now (I'm not sure for what) which shows 2 college-age male roommates. One walks into the room where the other one is sitting on the sofa, using a fork to eat something out of a container. The walker asks the sitter what he's eating, and the sitter says "cottage cheese."  The walker looks at the sitter and says 'Cottage cheese doesn't come in square cartons", and the camera pulls away to show that the container is labeled "milk."   Laughed my fat ass off. 
 
Ralph

Didn't you know, wine now comes in paper cartons like milk?  Ruth
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