Long Dong was in mags in the early 80's.  It was 18" (or a really big
sock).  I can tell you the mags were in a certain relative's house in
the DC area, only he didn't buy them.  It was his roommate's - a fine
family friend.  I will say no more.

Ruth Barton wrote:

>Michael,  Your stories are just a hoot.  That punch sounds great!!!  I
>think I'd be a bit leary of Long Dong's sausages if I were you.  There was
>an old fella in the area  who was called "Long Dong"  I never inquired
>about how he got that appelation, don't think I want to know.  He was bone
>lazy.  He worked in the local hospital as a handy man.  One day one of the
>supervisors couldn't find him, finally she found him in a storage area
>asleep in a chair.  She had all the furniture removed from the room, next
>time she went looking for him he was asleep leaning on the wall, propped up
>on a pair of crutches.  Ruth
>
>

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