Long Dong was in mags in the early 80's. It was 18" (or a really big sock). I can tell you the mags were in a certain relative's house in the DC area, only he didn't buy them. It was his roommate's - a fine family friend. I will say no more. Ruth Barton wrote: >Michael, Your stories are just a hoot. That punch sounds great!!! I >think I'd be a bit leary of Long Dong's sausages if I were you. There was >an old fella in the area who was called "Long Dong" I never inquired >about how he got that appelation, don't think I want to know. He was bone >lazy. He worked in the local hospital as a handy man. One day one of the >supervisors couldn't find him, finally she found him in a storage area >asleep in a chair. She had all the furniture removed from the room, next >time she went looking for him he was asleep leaning on the wall, propped up >on a pair of crutches. Ruth > > -- To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: <http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>